i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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