Buhtt sex?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
