Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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