they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
