so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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