What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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