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go home
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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