yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just google imaged poop.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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