Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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