Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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