look no pants
I wish I only lived at night.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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