I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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