If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
just tell him i said nine months
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You're like the curious george of whores
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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