I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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