My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I did not marry a roomba.
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