normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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