who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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