Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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