try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
