I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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