Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
P.S. I can't hear my feet
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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