I want to make a zoo with you.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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