I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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