How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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