Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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