Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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