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had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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