he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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