What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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