Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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