I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You did what with his pubic hair?
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