Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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