I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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