I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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