this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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