Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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