Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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