You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
then he tried to convert me to islam
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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