Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
