I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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