Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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