Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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