he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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