I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Randomize
