You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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