i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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