Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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