Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
