I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
