He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
