I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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